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e-l-r-i-c:  #things Edward was disturbed to find out about his superior officer #explicit details of that Colonel Bastard’s social life? #I DON’T CARE IF THOSE ARE HIS ALCHEMY NOTES I’M NOT TOUCHING THEM  #you know the rest of that entry #describes terrible things #oh it’s something to eat alright #Edward doesn’t quite ‘get’ that one #UNTIL YEARS LATER #HE BURSTS INTO ROY’S OFFICE #’YOU SICK PERVERTED BASTARD’ #’YOU WEREN’T ACTUALLY EATING CREAM PUFFS’ #’WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???’ #WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ALCHEMY?? #THAT’S JUST NASTY #and then roy is like #/TROLLFACE #he’s been waiting for that moment #for edward to get it #for Fullmetal to finally understand what it means to take a woman to a hotel and have something to eat #and Roy will just sit there #and grin like a cat with milk #and then he’ll just say #”Maybe you should try it with that Rockbell girl sometime Fullmetal. It might decrease your chances of getting a wrench to the head.’ #Ed: 0 #Roy: 50 Via ♔ The Flame Alchemist ♔

e-l-r-i-c:

 #things Edward was disturbed to find out about his superior officer #explicit details of that Colonel Bastard’s social life? #I DON’T CARE IF THOSE ARE HIS ALCHEMY NOTES I’M NOT TOUCHING THEM  #you know the rest of that entry #describes terrible things #oh it’s something to eat alright #Edward doesn’t quite ‘get’ that one #UNTIL YEARS LATER #HE BURSTS INTO ROY’S OFFICE #’YOU SICK PERVERTED BASTARD’ #’YOU WEREN’T ACTUALLY EATING CREAM PUFFS’ #’WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???’ #WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ALCHEMY?? #THAT’S JUST NASTY #and then roy is like #/TROLLFACE #he’s been waiting for that moment #for edward to get it #for Fullmetal to finally understand what it means to take a woman to a hotel and have something to eat #and Roy will just sit there #and grin like a cat with milk #and then he’ll just say #”Maybe you should try it with that Rockbell girl sometime Fullmetal. It might decrease your chances of getting a wrench to the head.’ #Ed: 0 #Roy: 50

(Source: colonel-mustang)


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